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Sometimes, love quotes need not be so sweet. They must also be steamy, sexy and… dirty. Here is a collection of funny Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes. Sex is like math: you add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex. Your pants,they bother me. Your face would look better between my legs. If you don't believe in Oral Sex,Keep you mouth shut. Men are a lot like infants,if you want to shut them up,put your boobs in their mouth. Life is like sex,you can either lie back and let it screw you,or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.
There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love. But there are also a ton of hilarious things that put it all in perspective. Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you and your love life need it most. When it's good, it's good.
Check out our collection of the best sex quotes for him and her. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.